- Brett Favre's name will somehow be mentioned on the television broadcast at least ten times (Maybe 50 if Joe Buck can find his way from FOX to CBS).
- Chad Ochocinco will find a way to rename the Super Bowl after himself.
- Dwight Freeney will play on crutches and still sack Drew Brees.
- Tiger Woods will host the coin toss from sex rehab.
- Jim Nantz will reference the "situation" from the Jersey Shore.
- Sun Life Stadium will be renamed three times before the game ends.
- Peyton Manning will still be wearing a Colts hat on the sidelines that is too small for his head.
- Vince McMahon will suggest using the XFL rules to decide who will kick and receive.
- Derren Sharper will then body slam Mr. McMhon.
- President Obama will suggest having workers paint the first down lines on the field to stimulate the economy.
- Lane Kiffin will leave USC midway through the first quarter to coach the Saints.
- Tim Tebow's anti-abortion commercial will be cut because the Christian group "Focus on the Family" was disappointed with his Senior Bowl performance.
- Godaddy.com will have the Octomom in a commerical.
- The cameras will catch Archie Manning making out with Kim Kardashian.
- Donovon Mcnabb will predict a tie because still does not know NFL overtime rules.
**DISCLAIMER**
None of these things may actually happen, and more likely they won't. But it would be pretty cool if they did. So have some fun this weekend, ignore your girlfriend because she doesn't "understand" football and enjoy watching the best athletes in the world run around in tight pants!
My Super Bowl Predicition: Colts 27 Saints 20
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